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Shakira- texty

12. ledna 2007 v 18:19 Texty písní

Shakira - Don't Bother

She's got the kind of look that defies gravity
She's the greatest cook
And she's fat free

She's been to private school
And she speaks perfect French
She's got the perfect friends
Oh isn't she cool

She practices Tai Chi
She'd never lose her nerve
She's more than you deserve
She's just far better than me
Hey, hey

So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry
And don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind

I'm sure she doesn't know
How to touch you like I would
I beat her at that one good
Don't you think so?

She's almost six feet tall
She must think I'm a flea
I'm really a cat you see
And it's not my last life at all

Hey, hey
So don't bother
I won't die of deception
I promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't feel sorry

Don't bother
I'll be fine
But she's waiting
The ring you gave to her will lose its shine
So don't bother, be unkind

For you, I'd give up all I own
And move to a communist country
If you came with me, of course
And I'd file my nails so they don't hurt you
And lose those pounds, and learn about football
If it made you stay, but you won't, but you won't

So don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry
Don't bother,
I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine, I'll be fine
Promise you won't ever see me cry

And after all I'm glad that I'm not your type
Promise you won't ever see me cry.

Shakira - Hips dont lie

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

Shakira - La Tortura

Busca a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adios

No pido que todos los días sean de sol
No pido que todos los viernes sean de fiesta
Tampoco te pido que vuelvas rogando perdón
Si lloras con los ojos secos y hablando de ella
Ay amor me duele tanto
[Sanz:]
Me duele tanto
[Shakira:]
Que te fueras sin decir a dónde Ay amor fue una tortura...
Perderte
[Sanz:]
Yo sé que no he sido un santo Pero no puedo arreglarlo
[Shakira:]
No sólo de pan vive el hombre Y no de excusas vivo yo
[Sanz:]
Sólo de errores se aprende Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón
[Shakira:]
Mejor te guardas todo
Busca a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adios
[Sanz:]
Con siete velas te invocaré
[Sanz:]
Cosita bella, coje otra vela

Busca a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adios

No puedo pedir que el invierno perdone a un rosal
No puedo pedir a los olmos que te den peras
No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal
Ni andar arrojando a los cerdos miles de perlas
[Sanz:]
Ay amor me duele tanto, me duele tanto
Que no creas más en mis promesas
[Shakira:]
Ay amor
[Sanz:]
Es una tortura
[Shakira:] Perderte
[Sanz:]
Yo sé que no he sido un santo pero no puedo arreglarlo
[Shakira:]
No sólo de pan vive el hombre Y no de excusas vivo yo
[Sanz:]
Sólo de errores se aprende Y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón
[Shakira:]
Mejor te guardas todo
Busca a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adios
[Sanz:]
Oye negrita mira! Pierdes mi amor Pierdes mi amor
Oye mi negra
[Sanz:]
Yo sólo soy un hombre arrepentido
Busca a otro perro con ese hueso y nos decimos adiós
Yo sé que no he sido un santo
Y es que no estoy hecho de cartón
[Shakira:]
No solo de pan vive el hombre y no de excusas vivo yo
[Sanz:]
Sólo de errores se aprende y hoy sé que es tuyo mi corazón
[Shakira:]
AAaaay... AAaaay... AAaaay... Ay Ay
Ay todo lo que he hecho por tí Fue una tortura perderte
Me duele tanto que sea así
Sigue llorando pero Yo ya no voy a llorar... por tí

Shakira - Objection (Tango)

It's not her fault that she's so irresistible
But all the damage she's caused isn't fixable
Every twenty seconds you repeat her name
But when it comes to me you don't care
If I'm alive or dead

So objection I don't wanna be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way I've got to get away

Next to her cheap silicon I look minimal
That's why in front of your eyes I'm invisible
But you gotta know small things also count
You better put your feet on the ground
And see what it's about

So objection, I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection i'm tires of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way, no no no no

I wish there was a chance for you and me
I wish you couldn't find a place to be
Away from here

This is pathetic and sardonic
It's sadistic and psychotic
Tango is not for three
Was never meant to be
But you can try it
Rehearse it
Or train like a horse
But don't you count on me
Don't you count on me boy

Objection I don't want to be the exception
To get a bit of your attention
I love you for free and I'm not your mother
But you don't even bother
Objection I'm tired of this triangle
Got dizzy dancing tango
I'm falling apart in your hands again
No way I've got to get away
Get away
Get away
Eh
Eh
Eh
Get away
I'm falling apart in your hands again
Get away
I'm falling apart in your hands again
Get away
Get away

Shakira - Whenever Wherever

Lucky you were born that far away
So we could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence
Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could imagine there were only
Ten million ways to love somebody

Le do lo le lo le,
Le do lo le lo le
Can't you see...I'm at your feet

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder,
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
and that's the deal my dear

Lucky that my lips not only mumble
They spill kisses like a fountain
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
Lucky I have strong legs like my mother
To run for cover when I need it
And these two eyes that for no other
The day you leave will cry a river

Le do lo le lo le,
Le do lo le lo le
At your feet, I'm at your feet

Whenever, Wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover, hereunder
You'll never have to wonder
We can always play by ear
But that's the deal my dear

Le do lo le lo le,
Le do lo le lo le
Think out loud, say it again

Lo do lo le lo le lo le

Tell me one more time
That you'll live
Lost in my eyes

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
Thereover hereunder,
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

Whenever, wherever
We're meant to be together
I'll be there and you'll be near
And that's the deal my dear
They're over, you're under
You've got me head over heels
There's nothing left to fear
If you really feel the way I feel

Shakira - La Pared

Eres como una predicción de las buenas
Eres como una dosis alta en las venas

Y el deseo gira en espiral
Porque mi amor por ti es total
Y es para siempre

Después de ti la pared
No me faltes nunca
Debajo el asfalto

Y mas abajo estaría yo

Después de ti la pared
No me faltes nunca
Debajo el asfalto

Y mas abajo estaría yo
Sin ti

Eres la enfermedad y el enfermero
Y ya me has convertido
En tu perro faldero
Sabes que sin ti
Ya yo no soy
Sabes que a donde vayas voy

Naturalmente
Después de ti la pared
No me faltes nunca
Debajo el asfalto
Y mas abajo estaría yo

Después de ti la pared
No me faltes nunca
Debajo el asfalto
Y mas abajo estaría yo
Sin ti


Minitest

12. ledna 2007 v 7:20 Testy
Minitest - měl by vám vypovědět něco o vašich životních prioritách.
Představte si následující situaci:
Stojíte v bytě a stane se pět věcí naráz:
1. zvoní telefon
2. pláče dítě
3. teče voda z kohoutku a za chvíli asi přeteče
4. máte pověšené prádlo a začíná pršet
5. někdo zvoní, nebo klepe na dveře
Zadání:
Napište si postupně za sebou pořadí, v jakém by jste tyto situace řešili a to za předpokladu, že ke všem těmto "událostem" máte stejně daleko.
Až to budete mít, tak se podívejte na konec tohoto testu - dřív to nemá smysl.
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Vyhodnocení:
Každá situace označuje určitou prioritu ve Vašem životě a Vy jste si tímto vlastně napsali svůj žebříček hodnot:

1. telefon - práce
2. dítě - rodina
3. přetékající voda - sex
4. prádlo - peníze
5. někdo za dveřmi - přátelé

Test s prasátkem

12. ledna 2007 v 7:14 Testy
POSTUP:
1. Vezměte list bílého papíru a nakreslete prasátko.
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Jestli už máš hotovo, čti dál !
Způsob, styl zobrazení prasátka nyní poslouží k určení některých vašich povahových rysů.
    • Prasátko je nakreslené v horní části papíru: Máte pozitivní myšlení a jste optimista.
    • Je nakreslené ve středu papíru: Jste realista.
    • Je nakreslené v dolní části papíru: Jste pesimista a máte náklonost k negativnímu chování.
    • Když prasátko kouká doleva, věříte na zvyky, jste přátelští a lehce si pamatujete důležitá data, jako např. datumy narozenin, výročí, ..
    • Když kouká doprava, jste aktivní a kreativní, ale nemáte cit pro rodinu, nestaráte se ani o důležitá data.
    • Když kouká směrem k vám, jste upřímní, vyrovnaný typ, jste rádi "sluhou čerta", nebojíte se ani konfliktů.
    • Když jste prasátko nakreslili detailně, jste analytický typ, trpěliví a nedůvěřiví.
    • Když nepříliš detailně, jste citliví a dobrosrdeční, berete na sebe mnoho rizik.
    • Když jste prasátku nakreslili méně než 4 nohy, jste nejistí, případně jste ve stádiu důležitého rozhodování ve vašem životě.
    • Když jste nakreslili všechny 4 nohy, ve všem jste jistí, tvrdohlaví, příliš se oddáváte svým ideálům.
    • Když jste nakreslili více než 4 nohy, nejste normální.
    • Rozměry uší ukazují, jak posloucháte názory jiných, čím větší jste nakreslili, tím více.
    • Délka ocásku ukazuje kvalitu vašeho sexu. (čím delší, tím lepší)
    • Kdo nenakreslil ocásek???